NICKNAMES FOR MONKEES
I thought you people would like to know what kind of nuts live in Mike's old hometown. My friend and I have nicknames for all the Monkees: Muddling Mike, Ping Pong Peter, Darling Davy, and Mammoth Mouth Micky.
darling davy? oh brother.

THANKS TO THEM
I just saw the Monkees in concert and I want to take this opportunity to thank them in print. This event was the highpoint of my life. I'll never forget little Davy or fabulas Micky. They way they preformed really thrilled me.
I know these boys would rather be taking a vacation like all the rest of us get instead of traveling all across the country putting on shows. I think we all owe them a great big thank you for making out lives so much happier.

MIKE DOES SMILE
I don't agree with the girls who say that Mike Nesmith doesn't smile on the show! He does too! It's a small grin, but very, very cute! It's just that his smile isn't the average Monkee smile, that's all!
and what exactly is the average monkee smile? grr.

DAVY'S EYES ARE...
I am a great big fan of Davy Jones. I think he is the grooviest looking Monkee! I dream about him, and I think his eyes are CUDDLY!
yea, I always dream about cuddling up with Davy's eyes.

D-A-V-Y
Dodger
Adorable
Venturous
Intelligent
Darling

Joyous
Original
Noble
Extrovert
Sexy

ADORABLE MONKEES
I am a real Monkee fan. They seem to get more adorable all the time time. In art class I drew a picture of Davy, and in Science I named the pieces of wood I was working on after the monkees. There were four pieces of wood - one for each of my favorite guys!

MICKY'S HAIR
Was that Micky Dolenz I saw on the Emmy Awards? You've got to be kidding! His HAIR! If two monkees can get a haircut, what's wrong with the others doing the same?
Micky, i love you, and I would even if you hair was down to the floor. But come on, cut some of that shaggy mane off!
it's his hair man, he can wear it anyway he wants to wear it. micky's hair was awesome.

FISH 'N CHIPS
Somebody told me the monkees like fish 'n chips. I was scared to try to eat fish because the first time I did I got sick. But I got the nerve to try them again, and wow! Now I love it!

CONCEITED DAVY?
I think Davy is very conceited! He's always getting all the girls, and I think it's gone to his head! The only way anybody could change my mind about Davy is to let me meet him!
I swear I didn't write this.

TOO NOSY
Don't you think that fans can be a little too nosy? For instance, in one of your monkee specs a girl asked if Micky Dolenz had dry, oily or normal hair. What is she going to do, buy him a bottle of shampoo? Anyway, who cares what his hair is like as long as he has some!
I can understand wanting to know all about a person, but this is ridiculas! Isn't everyone, including a star, entitled to just a pinch of privacy?
hahaha right on, sista! woohoo!

RAISING A MONKEY
I'm planning to buy a monkey and would like to know if the monkees have any pointers for me, as they take such good care of themselves. I want to know what they eat and drink and where they sleep.
Also, I am getting a very young monkey, and would like to have some assurance that they don't all grow as big as the four monkees did. How much will a year's supply of bananas cost?
what the hell? was this intended to be some sort of humor?

DON'T EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT
I went to the monkees concert in Detroit, and it just cracked me up to see all those little girls eating their hearts out for those guys up on the stage! I don't have to worry, because everyone knows I'm going to marry Peter!
I love him, and if he loves his fans like he says he does, and I'm his greatest fan, then it's just so obvious that we're meant for each other.
Right?
Wrong.

DEAR DAVY...
I am a fan of yours, Davy, I am 8 years old and I like you very much. I have baby blue eyes, blonde hair and dirty feet! I like horses, cats, and boys.

POPULARITY RATING
Just a few days ago there was a contest on our radio station (in Memphis) between all of the monkees. It lasted 30 minutes and here are the results: Davy-90, Micky-41, Peter-37, Mike-11.
11 people in Memphis are cool.

C'MON MIKE
I haven't missed one single monkee program yet. I take notes on everyone so I can decide which monkee I like best. I now have a long list under each name. I have "smiles often" under every monkee except one, and that's Mike.
He just doesn't smile enough! I don't believe I've seen him smile more than once! I'd like to put "smiles often" under Mike's name, so I hope he reads my letter!
yeah, I'm sure that really made him smile. uh huh.

WHERE'S MIKE'S SMILE?
I really dig all of the monkees just like every other bird in the country. I love Davy and my girlfriend is ape over Micky. Naturally we think that each of our faves is the grooviest looking monkee, so we're constantly arguing. I think Davy has the best set of teeth, and the cutest smile, but she thinks Micky does.
Peter has a loveable smile and Mike - well we don't know! He's never shown his BIG OLD STOMPIN' SMILE, if he has one! Would you please print a picture of Mike grinning so we might see his teeth?
I bet he'd get a big old stompin smile if he could burn that letter.

MIKE IS WAITING
I have a complaint with a great number of Mike Nesmith fans. They all say how much they love Mike, but then they start to whine about the way he doesn't "smile often". This is ridiculous!
Mike isn't the "smile often" type. He's more serious. I guess he can and will smile when he wants to. He's just waiting until he's ready!
hell yes he can and will smile when he wants to. this person is cool.

TO THE MOON
Peter is a good guy, but I still like him the best. Micky is the second best for me. If Peter was able to see me, I'd jump to the moon I'd be so full of happiness! And while i'm up there, i'd send him back a piece of green cheese!
huh?

BABY FACE DAVY
Wow!! That Davy is really great! I dig all of the monkees, but Davy really turns me on with that English accent and that baby face of his! It's enough to drive any girl crazy!
not me.

CUT IT, Davy!
We just crave the Monkees, but we dont especially dig Davy Jones' hair! Really, it does look childish! When their show first started we just died when we saw Davy! He was real swingin looking. But it's a disgrace how he lets that hair get longer every week!
Davy, we love you, but please get a haircut! What do you think, monkee fans?
well, I think you should butt out.