Isn't this dumb?
Warning: The following text is very very silly. May cause numbness to the brain.

Ok, so there's sayings where you say "_______ rocks my world." or "_______ floats my boat." "The Monkees rock my socks!" You get the point. Well, I've thought of a bunch of those sayings. So I thought I'd put them here. Most of them are silly! Oh but feel free to use them any ol' time.

(I have a lot of time on my hands, okay!?)

The Monkees, Mike, Peter, Davy, Micky, The Beatles, John, Paul, George, Ringo. Insert whatever you like! Ohh fun.

*pushes my buttons

*fills my cup

*flips my wig

*knits my sweater

*plants my seeds

*brushes my hair

*rings my bell

*paints my canvas

*writes my story

*drives my car

*rides my bus

*tickles my fancy

*blows my mind

*lights my fire

*turns my knob

*plays my trumpet

*runs my life

*raises my anchor

*rocks my rocker

*plays my tune

*buys my stuff

*takes my cake

*peels my banana

*melts my ice cream

*jiggles my handle

*toots my horn

*drinks my coke

*shakes my bon bon

*clogs my faucet

*blows my chimes

*opens my curtains

*makes my day

*loves my cupcakes

*wears my clothes

*tips my hat

*burns my bisquits

*taps my toes

*eats my cooking

*blows my balloon

*cracks my egg

*shaves my legs

*pumps my iron

*dunks my donut

*slurps my milkshake

*honks my horn

*raises my tide

*blows my kazoo

*melts my cheese

*bakes my pie

*unzips my zipper

*floats my boat